To the moms who already sling hatchets like they’re swapping diaper bags— you’re our resident AXEperts and we love you for it.
To the soon‑to‑be axe queens who’ve been this close to trying (yes, we see you scrolling!)— consider this your royal invitation. Round up the fam, sip something delightful from our full bar, and let Mom unleash her inner Viking warrior in a place where “breaking stuff” is actually encouraged.
Whether you’re a birth mom, bonus mom, pet‑mom, plant‑mom, or the office mom who keeps everyone alive and caffeinated— you deserve a Mother’s Day that hits the bullseye.
Gift cards? Got ’em.
Rage room? Ready.
Epic family bragging rights? Guaranteed.
Book her lane, hand her a hatchet, and watch the legend grow— one glorious thunk at a time.
Because flowers wilt, but an axe‑throwing story lasts forever.